Lindsey's Awesome Journal

110 so i do have no life haha

2006-01-17T02:40:25Z

Supposedly if you've seen over 70 movies, you have no life. Number the ones you've seen. Put your score in header and repost.

(X) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(X) Grease
(X) Pirates of the Caribbean
(X) Boondock Saints
() The Mexican
(X) Fight Club
(X) Starsky and Hutch
(X) Neverending Story
() Blazing Saddles
() Airplane
Section 1: 6

(X) The Princess Bride
() Young Frankenstien
(X) AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
(X) Napoleon Dynamite
(X) Saw
(X) Saw 2
(X) White Noise
() White Oleander
(X) Anger Management
(X) 50 First Dates
() Jason X
Section 2: 8

(X) Scream
(X) Scream 2
(X) Scream 3
(X) Scary Movie
(X) Scary Movie 2
(X) Scary Movie 3
(X) American Pie
(X) American Pie 2
(X) American Wedding
(X) Harry Potter
Section 3: 10

(X) Harry Potter 2
(X) Harry Potter 3
(X) Harry Potter 4
() Resident Evil I
() Resident Evil 2
(X) The Wedding Singer
() Little Black Book
(X) The Village
(X) Donnie Darko
() Lilo & Stitch
Section 4: 6

(X) Finding Nemo
(X) Finding Neverland
(X) 13 Ghosts
(X) Signs
(X) The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
(X) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(X) White Chicks
(X) Butterfly Effect
(X) Thirteen Going on 30
(X) I, Robot
Section 5: 10

(X) Dodgeball
() Universal Soldier
() A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(X) Along Came Polly
(X) Deep Impact
() KingPin
(X) Never Been Kissed
(X) Meet The Parents
(X) Meet the Fockers
() Eight Crazy Nights
Section 6: 6

() A Cinderella story
(X) The Terminal
() The Lizzie McGuire Movie
(X) Passport to Paris
(X) Dumb & Dumber
(X) Dumb & Dumberer
(X) Final Destination
(X) Final Destination 2
() Halloween
(X) The Ring
Section 7: 7

(X) The Ring 2
(X) Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
(X) Practical magic
() Chicago
() Ghost Ship
(X) From Hell
() Hellboy
(X) Secret Window
() I Am Sam
(X) The Whole Nine Yards
Section 8: 6

(X) The Day After Tomorrow
() Child's Play
() Bride of Chucky
(X) Ten Things I Hate About You
(X) Gothika
() Nightmare on Elm Street
(X) Sixteen Candles
() Coach Carter
(X) Bad Boys
Section 9: 5

(X) Bad Boys 2
(X) Joy Ride
(X) Se7en
(X) Oceans eleven
(X) Ocean's Twelve
(X) Identity
() Lone Star
(X) Bedazzled
() Predator I
() Predator II
Section 10: 7

(X) Independence Day
() Cujo
() A Bronx Tale
(X) Darkness Falls
() Christine
(X) ET
() Children of the Corn
() My Boss' daughter
() Maid in Manhattan
(X) Frailty
Section 11: 4

( ) Best Bet
(X) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(X) She's All That
() Calendar Girls
() Sideways
(X) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
(X) Ever After
(X) Forrest Gump
() Big Trouble in Little China
Section 12: 5

(X) X-Men
(X) X-2
(X) Jeepers Creepers
(X) Jeepers Creepers 2
(X) Catch Me If You Can
(X) The Others
(X) Freaky Friday
() Reign of Fire
(X) Cruel Intentions
(X) The Hot Chick
Section 13: 8

(X) Swimfan
(X) Miracle
(X) Old School
(X) The Notebook
(X) K-Pax
(X) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(X) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(X) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(X) A Walk to Remember
() Boogeyman
Section 14: 8

(X) Hitch
(X) The Fifth Element
() Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace
() Star Wars Episode II Attack of The Clones
() Star Wars Episode III Revenge of The Sith
() Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
() Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
() Star Wars Episode VI Return of The Jedi
(X) Troop Beverly Hills
( ) Swimming with Sharks
Section 15: 3

(X) Air Force One
(X) For Richer or Poorer
() Transporter
() People Under the Stairs
() Blue Velvet
(X) Sound of Music
(X) Parent Trap 1
(X) Parent Trap 2
() The Burbs
() The Terminator 2
Section 16: 5

() Empire Records
() SLC Punk
(X) Meet Joe Black
(X) Nightmare Before Christmas
(X) The Silence of the Lambs
(X) Sleepy Hollow
() I Heart Huckabees
() 24 Hour Party People
() Blood In Blood Out
() The Virgin Suicides
Section 17: 4

hockeychick61 @ 2006-01-08T15:28:00

2006-01-08T20:55:45Z

100 Little Things About Me

1. Name:
--Lindsey

2. Single, Dating, Married, Divorced:
--dating

3. Birthday:
--8-30-1987

4. Birthplace:
--C-BUS!!

5. Zodiac Sign:
--virgo

6. Male or Female:
--female

7. Grade:
--freshmen in college bitch! lol

8. School:
--ohio university

9. Occupation:
--student? if that counts

10. Residence:
--currently athens,oh but in the off-quarter times westerville of course

Your Appearance

11. Hair Color:
--back to my brunette roots

12. Hair Length:
--recently chopped to shoulders...so SHORT haha

13. Eye color:
--hazel

14. Best Feature:
--hair or boobs haha JK

15. Height:
--5'3 1/2"

16. Braces?:
--used to

17. Glasses?:
--hecks no

18. Piercings:
-- 5, two in each ear and one in the cartilage

19. Tattoos:
--i wanna get the word bella on my lower right back and an outline of a star on my shoulder

20. Righty or Lefty:
--Righty

Your Firsts

21. First best friend:
--my mama

22. First Award:
--probly the warm fuzzies we got for being good in first grade haha

23. First Sport You Joined:
--softball/teeball

24. First Pet:
--we had goldfish, but oaty was my first real pet I MISS OATIS!!

25. First Real Vacation:
--disney world woohoo

26. First Concert:
--*n sync

27. First Love:
--i am yet to find my first love...

Favorites

28. Food:
--hmmm probly chipotle MMMMM

29: Movie:
--Wedding Crashers, and i just bought it yesterday it made my day

30. Place:
--vegas baby

31. Song:
--run it by chris brown currently it changes weekly

32. Book:
--the da vinci code

33. Colors:
--lime green fo sho

34. Band or Artist:
--kanye and john mayer and aerosmith (if that isnt the most messed up music choice ever haha)

35. Word:
--whore!

36. Phrase:
--kiss my ass (in the whitney houston tone) its an inside joke with the roomie katie lol

37. Letter:
-- L duh!

38. Memory:
--graduating

41. Day of The Week:
--friday

42. Candy:
--nerds

43. T.V. Show:
--real world or the oc

44. Theme Park:
--Cedar Point

45. Restaurant:
-- max and ermas

Right Now
46. Feeling:
--stressed

47. Thinking:
--i should go take a nap...lol the life of a college student what can i say?

48. Have a crush?:
--nope

49: Eating:
--nada

50. Drinking:
--Nothing

51. Typing:
--The survey

52. Listening To:
--the bobcats beating ball state HAHA

54. Thinking About:
--what the heck happened to #53????

55. Wanting To:
--be at home with the fam

56. Watching:
--OU BBALL returning mac champs BIATCH

57. Wearing:
--hoodie, shirt i slept in and jeans

58.Drive:
--1997 saturn with the license plate HCKYGRL (hockey, not hickey lol)

59. Job:
--student at OU

60. Significant Other:
--uh huh...kevin

61. Mood:
--stressed and tired

Future
62. Want Kids?
--i want like 4 kids, 3 boys and a girl

63. Want to be married:
--yes

64. Careers in Mind:
--doctor, but possibly teaching

65. Where you Want to Live:
--i love vegas, but thats not the place to raise a family

66. Car:
--small suv, like a rav 4 or something

Have you ever
67. Had Sex:
--im the kinda girl who doesnt kiss and tell

68. Stole Anything:
--No

69. Been to a Party:
--umm i go to OHIO UNIVERSITY of course ive been to a party

70. Thrown a Party:
--not really

71: Been on a Date:
--uh huh

72. Kissed a Stranger:
--yeah...

73. Had Alcohol:
--me drink...NEVER hahaha DAMN WRESTLERS

74. Smoked Weed:
--no and dont plan on doing so ever

77. Ran Away From Home:
--no like it too much

78. Broken a bone:
--uh huh

79. Got an X-ray:
--uh huh when i broke my arm (dont 78 and 79 go hand in hand then???)

80. Broken Someones Heart:
--sadly yes

81: Been Skinny Dipping:
--thought about it but no

82: Been stopped by the Cops:
--yeah, in my underwear...long story CZAKO!! lol

83: Got a Ticket:
--yeah

84: Been Arrested:
--no

Do You Believe In

85. God:
--most definitely, He helps me get through my rough days

86. Miracles:
--of course

87. Love At First Sight:
--i dont know, depends

88. Ghosts:
--OMG WE HAVE ONE!!!!

89. Aliens:
--yep

90. Soul Mates:
--yes

91. Heaven:
--Yes

92. Hell:
--Yes

93. Kissing on The First Date:
--yeah

94. Horoscopes:
-- i read them and laugh

Which Do You Prefer

95. Coke or Pepsi:
--Pepsi

96. Playstation or Xbox:
--i freaking HATE video games

97. Country or Rock:
--rock

98. Laptop or PC:
--i <3 my laptop

99. Myspace or Xanga:
--livejournal DUH

Answer Truthfully

100. Is there someone you want but you know you can't have?
--unless brad pitt or johnny depp count then no

hockeychick61 @ 2006-01-07T22:28:00

2006-01-08T03:47:51Z

H A P P Y section:

Are you normally a happy person?: yeah, but everyone has their moments

What can make you happy?: i'm pretty easily amused...so anything from a joke to being my friend!

Do you wish you were happier: mean could always be better, but im content

What makes you the happiest: my family and friends

Is being happy overrated: no but complaining by far the MOST overrated thing ever

Can music make you happy?: only if i can dance to it! lol

L O V E section:

How many times have you had your heart broken?: nothing terrible has happened to me yet, but i've been seriously screwed over by boys twice

Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them? yes if you include family and friends! but romantically no

Did you ever love a guy/girl, tell them that, and only got 'thanks' back?: nope, and hopefully not for a while if ever

Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'I love you' to you?: no

H A T E section:

Who do you actually hate?: oh man dont make me list em LOL PSYCH

Are you a mean bully?: yes, im a terrible person...only occasionally tho or when i drink haha

Do you hate any one that breaks your heart? at the time of the break up, yes, but then you mature and everything turns out usually better than it was to begin with

Do you hate George W. Bush?: YES

S E L F - E S T E E M section:

Is your self-esteem extremely low?: not really, i mean once again everyone has their moments

Do you believe in yourself?: yep

When people say they think you are pretty, do you deny you are?: i graciously take the comment, my biggest pet peeve is when people belittle themselves to others

Ever wanted to kill yourself because you thought you weren't good enough?: no i actually haven't, but i've had low moments

Are you happy with who you are?: like 99.9% of the time

Do you wish you can be someone else?: there are characteristics of other people that i wish i had, but im happy with myself

L O O K A T M E section:

x Whats your natural hair color?: im a brunette who loves to party-hardy lol
x What is your current hair color?: back to my roots lol
x What color are your eyes?: hazel-ish
x Current Piercings?: double piercing and cartilage
x Long or Short Hair?: just recently chopped to shoulder-length
x Straight or Curly?: curly :)
x How tall are you?: 5'3 1/2" hehe
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C U R R E N T L Y W E A R I N G
x What shirt are you wearing? A blue OU hoodie and PINK vickys pants haha
x Socks?: not now i was wearing pink fluffy slippers
x Necklaces?: umm no
x Rings?: no
x Braclets?: does a hair tie count?
x Lipgloss?: vaseline b/c my lips hurt real bad
x Mascara?: uh huh
x Eyeliner?: no and i'd probly scare all the people out of wilson hall if i left the room haha
x Any other make up?: no...its time for bed soon haha what a nerd im staying in on a saturday night, the FIRST weekend back!
x Is your hair up or down?: up because it was getting on the nerves
============================================

T H I S O R T H A T

Rock or Rap: depends on the mood and the song, but usually rap
Coffee or Hot Cocoa: frappacino
Baseball or Softball: softball! girl power haha
Wild Night Out or Romantic Night: wild night out
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Bracelet or Necklace: necklace
Pink or Purple: Pink
History or Science: science
Sleep in or early to rise: definitely a sleeper inner haha
Beach or Boardwalk: beach
Hoodie or Tee Shirt: hoodie
Night Or Day: night
High School or College: i dont know they both had their ups and downs...i liked being home for high school and i like being independent for college
White or Black: black
California or Florida: ive never been to cali so florida i s'pose
Simple Plan or Good Charlette: neither one...YUCK
Babe or Baby: depends on whether im drunk or not...probly babe tho

H A V E Y O U E V E R:

Hugged someone?: most def!

Been on the phone until the sun came up? cant say that i have...not a big phone person

Put a song on repeat for more than 2 hours?: been pretty close to

Gone Skinny dipping?: nah

Laughed so hard you peed your pants? a few times...*blushes*

T H E L A S T:

Person you talked to in person?: KATIE THE ROOMIE lol love it

Person you talked to online?: my cousin shannon

Person you talked to on the phone?: my mama, and boy do i miss her!

R A N D O M:

Do you like surveys?: occasionally

Do u ever wonder what your life will be like 10 years down the road?: quite often...its kinda freaky to think about

do you get along with your parents?: yes i love them dearly

Are you happy?: didn't we already answer this haha

Are you sad?: yes, im very homesick

You have mental breakdowns?: not until just recently :(

Did you ever tell you parents you didn't feel good so you didn't have to go to school?: i might have, but at the time i really thought i was sick probly

Do you have a cell phone: i dont leave without it

C U R R E N T:
-Current mood: tired and sad (missing my close friends & fam in da ville)
-Current music: well im watching wedding crashers...one of the best movies ever
-Current taste: tortilla chips!
-Current hair: pony tail
-Current annoyance: i just dont know...
-Current longing: to have my family and friends with me at school!
-Current thing I should be doing: sleeping HA
-Current desktop picture?: new years eve with my boo, me and the roomies
-Current Favorite Music Artist: hmmm chris brown i guess or RENT I <3 THE SOUNDTRACK
-Current Favorite Book: well right now im reading a book by the author who wrote the devil wears prada and its a page turner
-Current CD In Stereo: RENT soundtrack
-Current color of Finger Nail polish: none but i may break down and paint them lol

well now i've achieved an actual boredom status by updating again haha

hockeychick61 @ 2005-12-07T21:59:00

2005-12-08T03:13:04Z

_______BEST________
1. TIME OF DAY: nigth
2. DAY OF THE WEEK: friday or saturday
3. FOOD: all of it lol
4. MEMORY: making new friends at school
5. BOYFRIEND: kevin

_______W0RST________
1. TiME 0F DAY: morning
2. DAY 0F THE WEEK: Monday
3. FO0D: seafood
4. MEM0RY: having to move away from my family to school
5. GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND: too many to list lol just kidding, who asks that???

_______LAST__________
1. PERS0N Y0U SAW: my mama
2. TALKED 0N THE PH0NE: kevin
3. HUGGED: my aunt
4. TEXT MESSAGED: kevin
5: IM: rob

_______FiRSTS_________
1. KISS: andrew bankert
2. FiRST SCHO0L: YMCA preschool
3. J0B: receptionist at HER
4. CD PURCHASED: i just dont remember
5. CRUSH: connor mcgowan

_______T0DAY________
1. WHAT ARE Y0U D0iNG N0W? talking on the phone with my bf, and typing...DUH
2. T0NiGHT: sleeping bitch
3. WEARiNG: pjs...pants and seniors 05 shirt
4. WHAT DiD i EAT F0R LUNCH: chipotle!!

______T0M0RR0W___________
1. iS: 12/8, thursday...
2. G0T ANY PLANS: dr appt, and work AND HOCKEY GAME and then hanging out with the bf
3. G0AL: getting sleep
4. DiSLiKES AB0UT T0M0RR0W: appt and working
5. D0 Y0U HAVE W0RK: hell yeah

__________FAVS__________
1. NUMBER: 7 or 12 depends....
2: S0NG: golddigger
3.C0L0R: green
4 SEAS0NS: spring
5. STATE: north carolina

________CURRENTLY_________
1. DATiNG S0ME0NE: uh huh
2. MiSSiNG S0ME0NE: yep, all the OU buddies
3. MO0D: bored
4. WANTiNG: to do something other than his
5. HUNGRY FOR: im eating ramen noodles lol

yeah....im bored

2005-12-07T00:07:43Z

L A Y E R O N E :
Name: Lindsey Rae Loyacano
Birth date: August 30, 1987
Birthplace: Columbus, Oh
Currently a resident of: Westerville/Athens, OH
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5’3"
Zodiac Sign: virgo

L A Y E R T W O :
Your heritage: mostly Italian and Irish, but who really knows...
The shoes you wore today: Steve Madden slipper/clog things
Your weakness: Johnny Depp...and just about any food lol
Your fears: failing and death
Your perfect pizza: CHEESE!!
Goal(s) you’d like to achieve: live a fulfilling life, and find someone to enjoy it with

L A Y E R T H R E E :
Your most overused phrase: i think there's too many
Your thoughts first waking up: can't i just sleep a little longer?
Your best physical feature(s): hmmmm, probably my hair
Your bedtime: too late lol 1-2am
Your most missed memory: the people on 2nd floor in Wilson hall LOVE YA

L A Y E R F O U R :
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonald’s or Burger King: mcdonalds
Adidas or Nike: adidas
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i despise iced tea
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino

L A Y E R F I V E :
Smoke: nope
Cuss: should try to quit, right?
Sing: chyeah
Take a shower everyday: Yes indeed...or at least i try lol
Have a crush(es): ummm...yes *blushing*
Your type: boys
Want to get married: of course, and live the all-American dream who doesn't?
Get motion sickness: occasionally
Think you’re attractive: yes, to the point of not being conceded
Think you’re a health freak: no! definitely not
Get along with your parent(s): dont know what i'd do without them
Like thunderstorms: NOOO
Play an instrument: piano and clarinet...you know i used to dabble

L A Y E R S I X :
In the past month…
Drank alcohol: yeah, too much
Smoked: no
Had Sex: no
Made Out: yes, according to a few friends i'm a makeout slut lol
Gone on a date: yes my cute bf took me to olive garden swoon
Gone to the mall?: heck yes! after thanksgiving shopping bitch!
Eaten sushi: gross no
Been on stage: nope
Been dumped: well not really
Gone skating: no
Made homemade cookies: yep thanks to kourt!!
Gone skinny dipping: no
Stolen anything: no

L A Y E R S E V E N :
Ever…
Played a game that required removal of clothing: kinda, but then quit lol
If so, was it mixed company: umm yeah
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yeah, i really need to cut back lol i blame OU lol
Been caught “doing something”: actually no, im a good girl lol
Been called a tease: nope
Gotten beaten up: haha not really, no
Shoplifted: nope

L A Y E R E I G H T :
Age you hoping to be married: mid 20s, but im just aiming to get married lol
Numbers and Names of Children: well i wanna have like 4 kids, but we'll see how that goes lol and as for names...i just want ones that aren't as common i need to speak to the baby daddy first
How do you want to die: very painfully? what kind of a question is that lol
What country would you most like to visit: italy

L A Y E R N I N E :
Best eye color: green or brown
Best hair color: brown
Short or long hair: as long as it's not as long as mine...
Height: taller than me, which isn't very hard to find lol
Best weight: doesn't matter!
Best articles of clothing: who said that there were clothes involved??? lol PSYCH
Best first date location: i just like to hang out, so whatever i'm easy going
Best first kiss location: wherever it may occur

L A Y E R T E N :
Number of drugs taken illegally: none
Number of people I would trust with my life: probably less than 10
Number of CDs that I own: too many
Number of piercings: 5
Number of tattoos: soon to be 1...
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: other than honor roll and scholarships, once when i made a brochure that got published YAY

now i've officially shown my boredom, first of all i've updated my journal and done a survey lol

hockeychick61 @ 2005-10-25T20:03:00

2005-10-26T00:04:01Z

who all is coming down for halloween?? just wonderin....

4 DAYS!!!

hockeychick61 @ 2005-10-06T08:24:00

2005-10-06T15:25:29Z

Lachey plays the field before game
By Inside Track
Wednesday, October 5, 2005

NICK LACHEY allegedly cheated on his wife, Jessica Simpson, just two days before they sang ``America the Beautiful'' at the Washington Redskins-Chicago Bears game Sept. 11. According to Star maggie, Danielle Calo of Columbus, Ohio had a steamy liplock with the 31-year-old ex-boy bander in his hotel room. The 19-year-old co-ed says she met Jessica's husband at a high school football game in Ohio and he invited her to his hotel. But they cut the tryst short when she ``got nervous,'' and felt ``guilty.'' How does she feel about being the other woman? Well, she says she'd ``feel badly if Jessica's in the dark . . . but I don't think she is.

oh jeez...i went to middle school with her LOL!!!

hockeychick61 @ 2005-10-03T18:20:00

2005-10-03T22:37:13Z

--UNIQUE--
1. Nervous Habits? biting my nails
2. Are you double jointed? in my thumbs, and that's all i know of...
3. Can you roll your tongue? heck yes
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? ummm no it's kinda disappointing
5. Can you blow spit bubbles? not that i'm aware of
6. Can you cross your eyes? no which is a shame
7. Tattoos? not yet
8. Piercings and where? two on one ear, three on the other (awesome cartilage piercing = first college rebellion)
9. Do you make your bed daily? i think its kinda pointless, you're just gonna get back in it in a matter of hours and mess it up again

--CLOTHES--
10. Which shoe goes on first? never really paid attention...
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? if you say you haven't you know you're lying
12. On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet? like 20 to 40 bucks i think
13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7? daily, earrings, watch, rings, occasionally necklaces and pretty earrings lol
14. Favorite piece of clothing? my OU hoodies!!

--FOOD--
15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl, that's how its done
16. Have you ever eaten Spam? cant say that i have
17. Favorite ice cream flavor? chocolate chip cookie dough
18. How many cereals in your cabinet? we dont have cabinets here in ye olde dorm room, but we have 3 different types
19. What's your favorite beverage? probly diet dr pepper...damn you angie lol
20. What's your favorite restaurant? chipotle or olive garden
21. Do you cook? do ramen noodles and easy mac count??

--GROOMING--
22. How often do you brush your teeth? every morning and no cavities to date! *smiles*
23. Hair drying method? depends what mood i'm in. i could blow dry, straighten, or hair dry
24. Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? umm yes, i've been dying my hair since 7th grade which is probly a bad thing

--MANNERS--
25. Do you swear? when the mood strikes...lol
26. Do you ever spit? of course, every gal should know how to hock a loogie, or they should give leo dicaprio a call (titanic lol HINT HINT KELLY hahaha)

--WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE--
27. Animal? my chubby little kitties i miss them!!
28. Food? as a college student, ramen noodles lol
29. Month? june or july, b/c schools out! lol
30. Day? of the week? friday and of the year? Christmas, my birthday, or the day March Madness brackets come out!
31. Cartoon? simpsons fo sho
32. Shoe Brand? nike or adidas, i'm usually a flip flop gal tho (god bless old navy)
33. Subject in school? health, only because it's online
34. Color? lime green!
35. Sport? hockey, football, and baseball depending on what season it is
36. TV show? real world, the oc, and desperate housewives
37. Thing to do in the spring? play outside in tbe rain
38. Thing to do in the summer? play softball and stay out late! lol no school
39. Thing to do in the fall? watch the pretty leaves change color and watch BUCKEYE football
40. Thing to do in the winter? sled, make snowmen, and throw snowballs

--IN AND AROUND--
41. The CD player? well in my iPod there's lots of things, i especially love kanye west now
42. Person you talk most on the phone with? my momma, because i love her SOO much and i miss her!
43. Ever taken a cab? in vegas sho did
44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? yes, and its kinda annoying
45. What color is your bedroom? white with unmatching colors between me and the roomies lol
46. Do you use an alarm clock? mmhmm fitty cent wakes us up every morn
47. Window seat or aisle? depends where i'm going, probly the aisle seat

--LA LA LAND--
48. What's your sleeping position? on my side usually, but whatever's comfortable
49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? yeah, i think it's a comfort thing
50. Do you snore? only when im sick
51. Do you sleepwalk? not recently lol
52. Do you talk in your sleep? according to angie, i do lo siento ang
53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? back home i did but at school no
54. How about with the light on? no
55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? sometimes the tv but usually not

hockeychick61 @ 2005-09-19T12:47:00

2005-09-19T16:49:36Z

just wanna wish all the osuers good luck with school!! hopefully you'll love it as much as ang and i love ou!!!

i'd also like to say that i wanna straighten things out with people that i'm aren't currently talking to me...i don't know what you all are thinking, so just CALL ME!! and we can figure things through.

hockeychick61 @ 2005-09-16T14:10:00

2005-09-16T18:10:58Z

It is good to be a woman:
1 We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder
excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't loo k like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are
still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look
like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because
they aren't listening anyway.
Send this to all the bright women you know and make their day!!!!!

hockeychick61 @ 2005-09-16T11:52:00

2005-09-16T15:53:44Z

so...i've had a hell filled week. i make a new best friend, i haven't heard from my boo (kourt) in forever and it makes me really sad, and then i am PHYSICALLY losing my other half. it sucks beyond belief!

hockeychick61 @ 2005-08-27T10:32:00

2005-08-27T15:06:31Z

1. What time did you get up this morning? like an hour ago...so like 9 45
2. Diamonds or pearls? diamonds fo sho! they are definitely a girl's best friend
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? 40 year old virgin with my cousins...and my little brother!!! "i need more wax" lol
4. What is your favorite TV show? hmmm...viva la bam most likely
5. What did you have for breakfast? haven't eaten yet
6. What is your middle name? rae
7. What is your favorite food? donato's pizza MMMMMMM
8. What foods do you dislike? mushrooms, olives, and tomatoes
9. Your favorite Potato chip? fritos or bbq chips
10. What is your favorite CD? definitely the new dane cook cd...its gonna be a classic but if its music you're talking about it's maroon 5
11. What kind of car do you drive? the best hoopdy in the world a saturn that's about explode...SERIOUSLY!!
14. Favorite item of clothing? cheerleading shorts and sweatshirts
15. If you could go anywhere on vacation, where would you go? europe! i would love to see italy and spain and france and etc.
16. Favorite brand of clothing? american eagle or delia's just because of the sweet discount
18. Where would you retire? somewhere warm, or not westerville lol
19. Favorite time of day? at night
20. Where were you born? westerville ohio punks!
21. Favorite sport to watch? football or hockey...you know me they're so close
22. Who do you least expect to send this back? don't care
23. Person you expect to send it back first? don't care
24. What laundry detergent do you use? whatever my mom buys, but i'm gonna have to do my own laundry here soon!
25. Coke or Pepsi? pepsi
26. Are you a morning person or night owl? night owl
27. What size shoe do you wear? 9-10 depending on the brand
28. Do you have pets? dos gatos, oaty and boomer (tyler LOVES both of them soo much lol)
29. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? i f-ing ready to leave the ville!!!
30. What did you want to be when you were little? doctor, and so far it holds steady
31. Favorite Candy Bar? milky way or butterfinger they're both soo good!!
32. What are your best childhood memories? playing with all my neighbors. we had all kinds of stages: kickball, flashlight tag, bike tag, roller hockey, (you get the point)
34. What color underwear are you wearing? pink!
35. Nicknames: linds, loy, loyacano, you?!?!
36. Any piercing? well 4 that everybody knows about...
37. Eye color: brownish, with a hint of green lol
38. Ever been to Africa? no!
39. Ever been toilet papering? no, i'm an 18 yr toilet papering virgin!
40. Love someone so much it made you cry? hell no!
41. Been in a car accident? yes, as mentioned before, my car is kinda a piece
42. Croutons or bacon bits? croutons
43. Favorite day of the year? aug 30 or xmas!!
44. Favorite Restaurant? max and ermas and pf changs
45. Favorite flower? lillies
46. Favorite ice cream? cookie dough or mint chocolate chip
47. Warner brothers or Disney? disney
49. What color is your bedroom carpet? beige, but it's gonna be gray in the dorm
51. Before this one, from whom did you get your email? i dont get it
52. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? american eagle easily!
53. What do you do most often when you are bored? computer, tv, read, sleep
54. Bedtime: whenever i feel i need sleep lol
55. Who are you most curious about their responses to this email? dont care
56. Last person you went to dinner with? bryan, allen, and kelly
57.Chevy or Ford: chevy
58. What are you listening to right now? my brother's random screeches
60. Lake, Ocean or river? ocean
61. How many tattoos do you have? none as of now, but hopefully one soon!
62. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? chicken man!
63. How many people are you sending this email to? just putting it on the journal bc i am that bored
64. Favorite Cocktail? i dont do that lol
65. Red or White wine? white
66. What would you do or where would you go for a boys (or girls) weekend? we'd end up at dinner/movie and then spend the night at someone's house
67. What would you do if you had to select another career? teach
68. Favorite Family Vacation? florida
70. All Time Favorite Concert? dave with kel, heather, and kourt because of the people, but john mayer/maroon 5 based on performance

hockeychick61 @ 2005-07-29T21:32:00

2005-07-30T01:45:57Z

so i've attended orientation, and made it through without too much damage. so please tell me why you'd come to OHIO UNIVERSITY from CALIFORNIA to take PRE-VET???? this girl was probly mentally challenged in some way or another and kept asking questions i.e. what do you where in the winter? what happens during halloween? what kind of shoes should i buy? if i take swimming p.e. and wear a swimming cap, will my hair get wet? and the saddest part being that is not an exaggeration in the slightest!!! kel will agree, and ian sapecki... another interesting story lol that kid is just too funny!!!

i finally got on Facebook... and my email is ll287705@ohio.edu!! i am SOOOO excited. when i got home from orientation, i was exhausted. last night i seriously slept for 15 hours, no joke! but now i am sitting here like, westerville really sucks! i can't wait to go to OU there is so much fun stuff going on there. and west green really isn't that far away from everything. for the most part my classes are about 5-10 minutes away (boo for ellis hall/english for being that FARTHEST one)

my schedule is as follows for you other BOBCATS:

Math 263B (MTRF)10 10-11 10 Keck in Morton
Health 202 (TWRF)11 10-12 00 Miller in Grover
Chem 151(MWRF) 1 10-2 00 Eichstadt in Walter
Chem 151 Lab (T) 12 10-1 & 1 10-3 Young in Walter & Clippinger
English 151 (MW) 2 10- 4 30 Bolina in Ellis

YAY FOR COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!

i haven't even LEFT for school

2005-07-10T18:03:32Z

So I haven't even left for school and i'm deciding what weekends to come back... BASED ON THE BUCKEYE FOOTBALL SCHEDULE!!! thats when you know you've been raised correctly lol

without a doubt i will be home for the dreaded MICHIGAN game and i really wanna come home for the TEXAS game (god bles BJ). i'm not sure what other ones i'll come home. probly the MINNESOTA and/or MICHIGAN STATE games. this is a tough decision for such a die hard BUCKEYE football fan. every game is like a holiday...which i will be missing :- (

PS - everybody at OU let me know your rooming situation. i'm with kel and ang in wilson hall #248

screw fazoli's...

2005-07-06T15:51:11Z

ok, so i went to lunch at fazoli's today, and i got a salad. i noticed there was a DEAD MOTH in my salad!! OMG I WAS FREAKING OUT!!!!!! thankfully they gave me a refund, and i lost my appetite. but i've decided to get them moth balls to help their problem!

hockeychick61 @ 2005-06-29T15:05:00

2005-06-29T19:12:16Z

so how come people BLATANTLY don't stop at stop signs? dont get me wrong, i roll them occasionally (actually quite often), but some idiot completely ran right through it and SIDESWIPED me!!! first off...here's the story:

so being the nice sister i am i took my bro to a movie after i had my drs appt to get a shot (which is traumatic on its own). we decided to go to the continent dollar movies! HOLLA but, we were like an hour early so we went to giant eagle for some starbucks and candy. we get in line with our m&ms and something else, and this guy, who shall be referred to as the coupon king (CK) has a coupon which doesn't have a barcode, so the lady behind me moves two lines over b/c the cashier is retarded. but i stayed, then i eventually moved to the other line. we go out to the car and then i go around the long way and CK comes out of giant eagle. his big old jeep RUNS a stop sign and gets me. he almost kept going but i pulled over and he was like i dont think i hit you. i have paint scratch above my front passenger wheel well and didn't wanna call the cops for something so petty. the guy was like "ok your call" ARGHHHH if only i had moved lines or done self check out it wouldn't have happened...

SO long story short, i am kinda freaked out that my dad is gonna kill me for not calling the cops. he's yet to find out too, so wish me luck!!

hockeychick61 @ 2005-06-27T14:51:00

2005-06-27T19:00:14Z

(1)Napoleon Dynamite
(2)Saw
()White Noise
()White Oleander
(3)Anger Management
(4)50 First Dates
()Jason X
(5)Scream
(6)Scream 2
(7)Scream 3
(8)Scary Movie
(9)Scary Movie 2
(10)Scary Movie 3
(11)American Pie
(12)American Pie 2
(13)American Wedding
(14)Harry Potter
(15)Harry Potter 2
(16)Harry Potter 3
(17)Tomb Raider
()Resident Evil
()Resident Evil 2
(18)The Wedding Singer
()Little Black Book
(19)The Italian Job
(20)The Village
(21)Donnie Darko
()Lilo & Stitch
(22)Finding Nemo
(23)Finding Neverland
() Ghosts
(24)Signs
(25)The Grinch
(26)Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(27)White Chicks
(28)Butterfly Effect
(29)Thirteen going on 30
(30)I,Robot
(31)Dodgeball
()Universal Soldier
()Lemony Snickets A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(32)Bridget Jones Diary
(33)Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason
()Along Came A Spider
(34)Deep impact
(35)KingPin
(36)Never Been Kissed
(37)Meet The Parents
(38)Meet The Fockers
()Eight Crazy Nights
()A Cinderella Story
(39)The Terminal
()The Lizzie McGuire Movie
(40)Passport to Paris
(41)Dumb & Dumber
(42)Dumb & Dumberer
(43)Final Destination
(44)Final Destination 2
()Amityville Horror the original
(45)Halloween
(46)The Ring
(47)The Ring 2
(48)Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
(49)Practical Magic
()Chicago
(50)Idle Hands
()Ghost Ship
()Hellboy
(51)Secret Window
()I Am Sam
(52)The Whole Nine Yards
(53)The Whole Ten Yards
(54)The Day After Tomorrow
(55)Child's Play
()Bride of Chucky
(56)Ten Things I Hate About You
(57)Just Married
(58)Gothika
()A Nightmare on Elm Street
(59)Sixteen Candles
(60)Bad Boys 2
(61)Joy Ride
(62)Seven (SE7EN)
(63)Oceans Eleven
(64)Oceans Twelve
()Sin City
(65)Identity
()Lone Star
(66)Bedazzled
()Predator I
()Predator II
()Alien V.S. Predator
(67)Independence Day
()Cujo
(68)A Bronx Tale
(69)Darkness Falls
()Christine
(70)ET
()Children of the Corn
(71)My Boss' Daughter
()Maid in Manhattan
(72)Frailty
()Best bet
(73)How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(74)She's All That
()Calendar Girls
()Being John Malcovitch
()Sideways
()Finding Julia
()Maria Full of Grace
(75)Mars Attacks
()Without A Paddle
()Event Horizon
(76)Ever after
(77)Forrest Gump
()Big Trouble in Little China
(78)X-men
(79)X-men 2
(80)Jeepers Creepers
(81)Jeepers Creepers 2
(82)Catch Me If You Can
(83)The Others
(84)Freaky Friday
()Reign of Fire
(85)Cruel Intentions
()Cruel Intentions 2
()Cruel Intentions 3
(86)The Hot Chick
(87)Swimfan
(88)Miracle
(89)Old School
()Ray
(90)The Notebook
(91)K-Pax
(92)Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(93)Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(94)Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(95)A Walk to Remember
()Boogeyman
(96)Eternal Sunshine Of a Spotless Mind.
(97)Hitch
()Back Door Sluts 9
(98)The Fifth Element
()Star Wars Episode I
()Star wars episode II
()Star Wars Episode III
()Star Wars Episode IV
()Star wars episode V
()Star wars episode VI
()Troop Beverly Hills
()Swimming with Sharks
()Trainspotting
()People under the stairs
()Blue Velvet
(99)Sound of music
(100)Parent Trap
()The Burbs
()SLC Punk
(101)Meet Joe Black
()Wild girls
()Clockwork Orange
()The Order
(102)Spiderman
(103)Spiderman2
(104)Amelie
(105)Mean Girls
(106)Shrek
(107)Shrek 2
()The Incredibles
(108)Collateral
(109)The Fast & The Furious
(110)2 Fast 2 Furious
()Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow
()Closer
(111)The Sixth Sense
(112)Artificial Intelligence
(113)Love actually
()Shutter
()Ella Enchanted
(114)Princess Diaries 1
()Princess Diaries 2
()The Graduate
()Constantine
(115)Million Dollar Baby
()Mallrats
()Party Monster
(116)Detroit Rock City
(117)The Goonies
()Y Tu Mama Tambien
()Pulp Fiction
(118)Wet Hot American Summer
()Crash
()Empire Records
(119)Notting Hill
(120)Pretty Woman
(121)Pirates of the Caribbean

So i don't have a life... SHUT UP!!

BTW: we should attempt red white and boom on friday...if it's not too hot! lemme know

i guess i will rejoin the cult of journals...

2005-06-25T21:59:38Z

****AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT (and out of boredom) I AM UPDATING****

well summer has been pretty much a drag, because of work! which SUCKS a lot. oh well. im kinda sad because i HARDLY EVER hang out with my friends! 05, right?! looks like y'all had fun at raymond's little shindig, but i wasn't invited b/c someone thought i was going to bring rob, which is shady... but anywho i just want everyone to know that my friends come first ALWAYS!! ok, we need to hang out more, b/c i'm back from FL BITCH!

CALL ME lol
linds

hockeychick61 @ 2004-08-10T17:04:00

2004-08-10T21:09:47Z

so this is from a while ago, meh...

omg, i haven't talked to anyone or seen anyone in like 5 days!!! i have been super sick the last couple of days, i thought i had mono. we'll see tho.

just a little update about the f-ing awesomest concert ever!! john mayer and maroon 5 are the shiznit, honestly. it was so much fun. there was a trojan man and he was giving out condoms, and i had one of those shirts from like 8th grade on with the condom pocket. so of course i had to get me a condom, which i stored in my condom pocket. when we got back to the car after the concert, which we lost and it took us like 15 minutes to find, i wrote saved for john m. and its good until 2007 lol good times. we had the craziest ppl around us too!! we had a crazy drunk guy ask shelley for his cigarette back that she had borrowed, and then he realized it wasn't her. then he asked if erin and i were related, and if we weren't we should make it happen!! wtf, seriously what middle aged drunk man does that lol! then there was another guy who stoned and gay, because he was dancing, needless to say he was the worst dancer i've ever seen, and he knew all the words to john mayer's songs.

after the concert, i called megs and her billy ed and ray met erin jess and me at tim ho's. from there megs and i went and partied up at the mountain until close. FYI never do bumper boats when you know who's workin them. cammy was working them and got me and megan soaking wet, talk about swamp ass! so we leave the mountain around 1ish and decide to make a stop in the target parking lot and take off out pants. well lindsey hada thong on and megan didn't. megan gave me a sweatshirt to tie around my waist, just covering the cheeks. then megs had to pee, so she made me REMOVE the sweatshirt and hit there bare assed while she peed in the BP gas station. we then decided to bother jake, so we pulled over in north's parking lot, where a cop came over to greet us...in our skivvies! we told him we had to make a call and didn't wanna drive and talk so we pulled over, even though it was like 2 hours past curfew meh... so we mistakedly went over to jake's house, in my sweatshirt and all, and megan had some swimsuit shorts or something, so she was better off lol and its jake, so he had his camera... oh and i also had my fair share of mooning ppl. it comes with the territory of no pants on in a car at 1am lol def so that was by far the best night i've had all summer!!! it was awesome, megan and i were like peeing our pants, literally!

stupid ujournal wtf, thats gay so i am going livejournal on their ass!!!

oh yeah, and if you didn't know i have mono which sucks! i think i will just blame that all on jake. lmao sorry! and i am allowed to "resume my normal schedule" a.k.a. PARTAY!!! please lemme know!

HOLLA at brit and megs for operation douche, we're geniuses, and we just don't know it yet! lol

so let me tell how i am the luckiest girl EVER! my daddy got a special invitation to meet the RICK NASH and the NIKOLAI ZHERDEV for pics and autographs. YAY!

i am going out of town this weekend, which sucks, because it's just cleveland, but call me so we can get together before i leave!

hockeychick61 @ 2004-04-29T08:52:00

2004-04-29T12:59:53Z

so... i went home sick yesterday and spent my time wisely watching the true hollywood stories of coreys feldman and haim. that was very productive, and i have a math test today i could have been studying for. and john stevens (red head get it!?!?) FINALLY got voted off american idol, i was so happy!!! that is so mean, but he f-ing sucked dude! and i've definitely given up hope on the bachelor. wtf why would he keep trish, who even has a gold digger shirt. it says "a hooker with brains" or something like that.

btw, i'm still waiting for a prom date lol.

i have came to the indefinite decision that i don't like boys. tim...that's all i have to say. i can't figure out if the kid likes me or not, and i don't want my emotions to get all mixed up. so i have decided that i'm becoming a NUN!!!!!! one that has a good time *wink* on the weekends

Just an idea...

2004-04-29T12:48:48Z

HEY!!! just so you know, john mayer and maroon 5 (swoon times 2) are coming to town july 31st, and we should get a group together. lawn tix are 35 bucks plus whatever charge. tell me if you wanna go with us. so far we have kel, brit, and i. holla at your girl if you wanna come.

hockeychick61 @ 2004-04-26T08:57:00

2004-04-26T13:06:09Z

hey!! prom is coming soon, and i am so excited!!! so just about everyone knew, except for myself that zach riggs is going to ask me to prom. WTF? anyways, laura's party was cool, and kourt finally got to kiss somebody that randomly came to laura's party. it was so funny. matt freado brought his lizard, and kel was paranoid. tyler awaited katie several times, under the mistletoe. hahaha

kel and i went prom dress shopping. i found the cutest dress, but the zipper fabric was fraying, and i was sad.

this is the one i want, but i want it in peach!! yay

btw...tim came in to visit on friday. we cuddled, it was nice. i think i'm gonna call him and see if he wants to meet at kel's game manana.

adios

2004-04-23T13:12:23Z

Needed for May 29:

I'm looking for something around 5' to 6', blonde or brown hair, and green or blue eyes. AKA somebody with a penis!!

THE GOONIES ARE THE BEST!!!

2004-04-12T13:10:03Z

Memorable Quotes from
Goonies, The (1985)



Page 14 of 33

Elgin Perkins: Is your mommy here?
Brandon Walsh: No, sir. Actually, she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.

Stef: This is ridiculous. It's crazy. I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid.

[The Fratellis are interrogating Chunk]
Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!

Mouth: Is this supposed to be water?
Mama Fratelli: It's wet, ain't it? Drink it!

Mikey: Goonies never say die!

Sloth: Hey, you guys!

Andy: I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"!
Mikey: Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!"

[Brand and Andy are about to kiss after falling down]
Chunk: Shame, shame!
Data: I know your name!
Mouth: Come on, Brand! Slip her the tongue!
Stef: Oh, that's disgusting. Now I can't even look.

Mikey: Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.

Chunk: Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!
Mikey: More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom.
Brandon Walsh: More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?
Mouth: Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?
Chunk: Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did.

Chunk: Mikey, Mikey, come on, our parents are worried. It's dinnertime. Why don't we go home?
Mikey: Home? What home? In a couple more hours, it ain't gonna be home anymore. Come on, guys, this is our time. Our last chance to see if there really is any rich stuff. We've got to.

[The Goonies are collecting coins from a wishing well]
Stef: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop! You can't do this.
Data: Why?
Mikey: Why?
Stef: Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams.
Mouth: Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.

Mouth: Lookit! I got an idea. Why don't we just put chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way through?

Andy: I hit the wrong note. I'm not Liberace you know!

Mama Fratelli: The only thing we serve here is tongue! You boys like tongue?

Data: Holy S-H-I-T!

Chunk: Mikey, Mikey, this ain't the kind of place you want to go to the bathroom in.
Mama Fratelli: Why not?
Chunk: Because they might have daddy longlegs and um... dead things, Mikey. DEAD THINGS!

Mouth: Senior Jerk Alert!

Mikey: I swear on my life! They've got an... an 'IT!' A giant 'IT!' When it came into the light it was all gross and distorted, and, and...
Brandon Walsh: Yeah, kinda like your brain, right lame-o? Say goodbye to your little pals.

Mama Fratelli: Kids suck.

Mikey: You idiot you glued it on upside down.
Chunk: It looks fine to me.

Irene Walsh: Brandon Walsh! If you don't bring those kids back I'm going to commit Harri Krishna!
Brandon Walsh: That's Hari Kari, Ma!

Chunk: [with potato chips in his mouth] You think your Mom's gonna notice?
Mikey: What?
Chunk: [more clearly] Do you think your Mom is going to notice? Notice that the statue's penis is missing.
Mikey: I wonder if she'll notice.
Chunk: That's what I said!
Mikey: Well, of course she'll notice. She notices everything.

[Chunk glued the statue's penis on upside-down]
Chunk: How's this?
Mikey: Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside-down!
Brandon Walsh: If God made it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces!
Chunk: Looks fine to me.

Brandon Walsh: I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!

Chunk: I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life!
Mouth: First you gotta do the truffle shuffle.

Chunk: Look at this. They've got Misissippi Mud and they've got Chocolate Eruption and they've got what?
[Everyone screams]
Chunk: It's a stiff.
[Everyone screams and drops the dead body]

Irene Walsh: Brandon I want you to keep your brother inside I don't want him to catch a cold.
Brandon Walsh: He should be put in a plastic bubble.
Irene Walsh: I'm serious Brandon! That's not funny. If he takes one step outside and you'll be in the deepest, absolutely the deepest, shi, shi, shi...
Brandon Walsh: Shit ma!
Irene Walsh: I don't like that language but that's exactly what you're going to be in, and you Data.
Data: Data
Irene Walsh: Data use the front door from now on okay? What is that?

Mikey: Those tires cost $500. They're the most expensive thing in the world.
Mouth: Now they're the most flattest thing in the world. Let's go!

Brandon Walsh: My new tires! They popped my new tires those son of a... I'm going to kill...
[Brandon takes a little girl's bike]
Brandon Walsh: Thanks kid! I appreciate it.
Girl: My bike! I want my bike, I want my bike, I want my bike.

Mouth: Chunk, I'm pretty much ODing on all your bullshit stories!

Chunk: Ah, Shit!

Mama Fratelli: Trust your dear old mother boys. Throw 'er into four-wheel drive and hold on to your hats.

Chunk: I'd like to report a murder.
Sheriff: Hold on, hold on a minute, is that you again Lawerence.
Chunk: Listen I'm in the Fratelli's basement with this guy.
Sloth: Rocky Road? Heh Heh!
Sheriff: Yeah right like that time you said all of those killer cockroaches were taking over every sizzler steakhouse in the city?
Chunk: Come on Sloth get back here. I'll show you don't go down that way.
[Phone disconnects. Sloth freaks out]
Sheriff: Lawerence?
Chunk: Look Sloth it's just your echo.
Sloth: Echo?

FYI this is where i got the pina colada song from...lol

2004-04-12T13:05:01Z

Memorable Quotes from
Sweetest Thing, The (2002)

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Gramps: Fuck Grandma.

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Gramps: You shoulda poked her in the whiskers when you had the chance.

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Peter: I had them take out all the calories for you.

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Christina: Don't go looking for Mr. Right. Look for Mr. Right Now.

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Jane: My body is a movie and your penis is the star!

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Christina: I wasn't suggesting that the two of you get married, I just thought maybe you could get it on!

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Christina: Ew! What is that?
Courtney: What is what?
Christina: You don't smell that?
Courtney: Smell what? I don't smell anything.
Christina: Oh Jesus! You're used to it, and that's, that's what's really scary!
Courtney: I don't smell anything!
Christina: It smells like moldy ass is what it smells like in here!
Courtney: Wait a minute, come to think of it, I did leave some ass in the back.
Christina: You did!
Courtney: I did, about a week a ago. I did, it's the ass! It must be the ass!

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Courtney: Maybe it's you. Did somethin' crawl up your poonani?
Christina: Hey! I have never had any complaints in the poonani odor department!
Courtney: Yeah! Well neither have I, okay!
Christina: High five on the clean poonani!
[Gives a high five]
Courtney: Bitch!

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Roger: Come on, don't be gay in God's house! Gimme a good slap!

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Courtney: How could you not know what a glory hole is?
Christina: Well unlike my WHORE friend Courtney Rockcliff, I don't usually spend much time in men's public bathrooms.

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[To little boy sitting in the pew in front of her in church]
Courtney: Turn around.
[Little boy shakes his head]
Courtney: Turn around.
[Little boy shakes his head]
Courtney: Look, it's Jesus. Look at Jesus!

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Jane: I can't believe I'm fucking a big purple elephant!

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Courtney: What you did was incredibly brave. You dropped all your boundaries and you met him half way... shit you met him more than halfway you went all the way to Somerset.

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Courtney: Oh, you know, the usual. Defending the rights of my broken hearted clients and try to squeeze every single penny out of their miserable cheating spouses.

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Courtney: Fifty percent of what people say when they are joking is true, which means, you do wanna go to this wedding but you are too afraid to admit it. So, by making some sort of joke about it, you get to say what you really want without being vulnerable.

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[Courtney and Christina look at themselves dressed in ridiculous clothes.]
Both: These are... "The Days Of Our Lives"!

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[after knocking over a flower arrangement and disrupting an entire wedding]
Courtney: This isn't the Glichtman Barmitzvah is it? Mosha are you in here, no?
Christina: Come along Sharron. Mazeltov! Shalom!

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[while holding her breats]
Christina: You know when I was 22, my breasts were up here, nice and perky, but gravity has taken them. It's like 22, 28, 22, 28, 22...
Courtney: Buy some new ones!

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[holds up arm shaking the fat on it]
Courtney: Look at this, no what is that, no, what is that, no seriously what is that? It's like Hello, Hi, Hi, How are you?

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Voice: There's someone in here.
Christina: Sorry.
Voice: It might be a while.
Christina: How long?
Voice: Let me put it to you this way. I had Lamb Curry last night and I'm shitting out a Buick!
Courtney: Was it absolutely vital for her to tell us that?

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Waitress: It's oozing and it's green!
[The music suddenly stops]
Christina: Eeew!

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Assistant: Well Mr. Mooney is downstairs and he is P-I-S-E-D.
Jane: Pised?

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Girl #1: I can't believe he brought that bitch to our bar. This is our bar!
Girl #2: Forget her. She's a Skeev.
Girl #1: But is she prettier than me?
Girl #2: Of course not, you're beautiful.
[Girl #1 throws up all over Girl #2]
Girl #2: Oh my God, you fucking bitch!